This is how I will look today while I am cheerfully helping customers at work... This is what I wish I was doing instead (while outside gardening)... This is how I will really feel at work today... This is probably what should be said to me if I ever let my current job-satisfaction rating show!
"General Staff officers were so out of touch with the requirements of modern aerial warfare that their chief complaint about air personnel was the disrespectful manner in which flying officers flouted regulations by refusing to wear their cavalry spurs while flying airplanes." USAF Professional Development Guide, History of the AF, Sect. 2.5.3